King of the Hill

im king of the hill anyone who try's to kick me off will have their posts deleted lol

no i wont...lol

im admin wanna try lol

how do we become king of the hill anyway?

by kicking me off hehe ictok notice a try me post missing

lol, i am god, therefore i am omnipotent and present, so even if you delete me i am still here, watching you

why bother (deletes original hill puts another hill with a castle on top 400 yards away) mwhahah nope your not on the hill now

u forget, like i said im present, means i am EVERYWHERE, so i was on your hill before you had even finished it



Edited :not any more

no your not look up

stop spoilong my fun

lol i am an LG so bye bye (throws redknight off a rampart

aww, thats mean, is there a moat or am i hitting concrete

(btw i forgot to mention i smothered you in jam first) and its a moat of starving racoons with rabbies

thats cheating

thankfully i already had rabies, but now because of my sheer affinity with animals they have all piled themselves up the wall, let me climb up, and now due to some nibbling, you have rabies, and possibly HIV

you raaaapppppeeeeedddd me......well i spose i am gorgeous why not lol

its not rape if you enjoy it

i am pride, i win game over

(gets construction crew in) if i cant own it no one will mwahahahahaha flatten it boy's

fair enough, your hills gone, but cos im great ive already built a new hill, and theres a big sign saying this is MY hill, and that no one else can get on it, and it is indestructable, and infinitely bigger than anyone elses

(3hrs climbimg later) hhhhhhmmmmm(reads sign) ...... my.. hill..... yay i got a hill

unfortunately i was still up there, soi hit you off with my deckchair, and since i then read my hill i repainted it with redknights hill, then booby trapped it with the rabid racoons, who had moved to my place.

(makes sign free racoon hookers the racoons and redknight run down to get there free hookers while EPYON builds a wall around the hill to keep redknight out and throws the sign overs the wall)

true, but the racoons were so pissed off they transformed into moles and dug up into your hill, whilst at the same time knocking on your door, you go to answer the door, i sneek in through one of the tunnels and kick you out as you open the door, and then i lock it and fill in the holes

(your moles dig to many hill's and it collapses