Am i going crazy

Gasp! Falken throws the bat away and storts popping the bubbles, when tranqing Epyon.

tranq gets stuck in the bubbles leaves falken to pop bubbles and finds his ACME explosives set*

Finishes the bubble popping, and realises that Epyon is gone!
Throws up invisable technology and grabs a targeted gate weapon.

falken wrote:

Finishes the bubble popping, and realises that Epyon is gone!
Throws up invisable technology and grabs a targeted gate weapon.

mwhahahah pitifull non-ascended weponry

(pulls out a bunch of bananas starts eating them and throwing the slippery skins around)

But then Falken travels in time to the not too distant future where bananas are extinct and punchs Epyon in the face with a mango.

EPY0N eats the mango and uses god powers to electricute's falken

But then Epyon realises that I have platform shoes on made of rubber, and channels the electricity into an MRI and Falken throws his keychain behind Epyon and it rips through his leg...

Terminator 2 sequence turns into the puddle and reforms*

shoots fallken

Matrix sequence.
You know the one.
It's the ground, barely hurt and tosses his shield and helmet to the ground and throws the spear at Epyon.

eats the spear*

hmm liqourice

makes falken eat 20 laxitive tablets*

But alas, Falken has a liver mad of titainium carbide, and the lazatives get filtered out. Falken looks up slowly and punches Epyon in the face.

This will never end will it?

epyon pukes mango and liqourice on hardening to form an unbreakable bond then ep locks thread and wins