King of the Hill

D1 kicks rednight in his crown jewels and rolls him off the hill and D1 is once again.

of the hill!

unfortunately for u i was such a great king i called a vote, and looky here, the one in the middle is me

Your the middle blue guy bowing down to the majestic one in the middle?

Unfortunatly George W Bush was in charge of the voting so you only ended up as the US president.....which makes me once more.



of the Hill

bugger, stupid ameriaca, no offence to americans, anyway im english, we dont have a president, so im going to do it the traditional way, in my earlier posts, meet mr stick,

Your english?

I guess that makes you Gordon Brown, no hang on no one voted for him either.

You bring your stick sunshine.

I'm bringing my Tie Fighter.

I fly into your realm, sab all your weapons, kill all your supers.

And then vaporize your little stick. Oh and you!




I guess that makes me King of the hill again.

bugger, your clever, i managed to get epyon with my stick. oh well, yay for reincarnation, and cos i was such a good king, guess what, i am brought back as a king,

D1 hires a JCB and removes the hill from under you and rebuilds it 3 miles to the east. Then I run to the top of my newly rebuilt hill and am once again crowned

of the hill.

Sadly whilst you may have been a good king you no longer have a hill.

That makes you the of thin air.

fine then, i dig a massive hole with your jcb and i am now king of the hole, and its so big it creates a hill on the other side, so i have a hill and a hole, much like a girl

D1 worries about the sort of girls you go out with if they only have 1 hill?

Just for putting weird images in my head you are banned from your hole and your hill.

And the JCB was booby trapped ( booby....LOL) and blew up burning you to a cinder......I'm king of the hill.

aww your sooo mean, and the 1 hill was my hill, but i was including urs (mine) as the second.

redknight wrote:

aww your sooo mean, and the 1 hill was my hill, but i was including urs (mine) as the second.

You didn't do anything so I am still of the hill.

Come on where is everyone with super laser and neutron bombs?

i fill the whole place of cement so that everything is dead level.

then optomas prime goes to the top of the hill land places the box on his chest an *poof*
everythings back to being level.

which gets blown away by the wind

Sunol wrote:

which gets blown away by the wind

Do you have the wind?

D1 sweeps it all back up again and puts it under a glass jar to protect it from the wind.

D1 is now the of a very small mound under a glass jar.

and then i use an air rifle, shatter the jar, the ashes get blown away by the wind. i then get my little spade and pile up some dirt to make my hill.

I run up behind you and hit you with your spade knocking you off the hill. I proudly stand on top of the pile of dirt and employ Oldspice to protect me and my hill for the bargain price of two cans of beer a day.

I am King of the Hill.

hmm impressive, have u met my officer ncdcn, he takes out oldspice, flicks you off the hill, and steps aside while i take my throne.

very well then, i challenge you to a cartoon 1v1, starting with a tunnel painted onto a wall which you run into

drops boulder on D1 and rednight


NCDCN = Assassin of Worlds D1 remember him one of us oldies

and then the holy team alpha didth desend upon the bloohith hill and scourged the hill of all and crown himself holy king of the hill

all who do not follow the path of sunol shall be thrown over and laid unto dust